I've written bits of standup about being a Catholic but never tried them out. I suppose I think my old fans are still there wanting me to talk about anal sex. I don't want to completely let them down.
The comedian Frank Skinner. His attempt at a book - about a 50-year-old Christian superhero called Thunderman  - stalled at 60,000 words.

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