The editor wanted me to write about Kate Mountbatten-Windsor for
Icon of the Month. ‘Well,’ I thought, ‘she is an icon and
Kate Middleton is an anagram of Naked Tit Model so there must be
something to say about her’ – and so I tried.
A week later I picked up the phone. ‘Simon,’ I said. ‘My problem
is that I couldn’t give a monkey’s about Kate Mountbatten-Windsor
and if I’m going to do something that involves arranging childcare,
it’s got to be something I care …
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